Post by DevilDoom on Jan 2, 2008 16:54:20 GMT -5
“Still Alive”
This is a small RE fan fiction where my character finds himself in a load of trouble with GLaDOS from the game “Portal”
?: Hello and welcome. My name is GLaDOS welcome to my research facility. Before I begin testing you would you like to hear a story? No? That’s to bad because I planned on telling you story. Oh well it’s not like you can resist I am telling you the story!
GLaDOS: My story is about a young man named Micheal he had a very odd talent he became a monster known as a “Hunter” a “Zombie” Creature. HA! Yeah right a Zombie? I don’t think so either way he became a “Hunter”. Just like you he is going to be forced into my tests and I will study YOU the same way so pay attention. Please note: if you can become a “Hunter” as well I reinforced my walls so DO NOT TRY what Micheal does.
Large explosions in the distance attract the attention of the young boy Micheal he approaches and over looks the young lady Chell who was unconscious from battling her way past GLaDOS and her tests
Micheal: What the hell happened here?
GLaDOS intelligence orb: Hey you the young boy YES YOU! Please step over here.
Micheal: What do you want?
Micheal stepped towards the Orb as he bent to pick it up it sprayed enough Neurotoxin to make him pass out several hours later
Micheal: Oh what the heck happened?
GLaDOS: HAHAHA YOU FELL FOR IT! Welcome to my test facility [Insert name here] I want you to know I am going to put you through hell to get out of here you must pass all my tests at the end you get [statically] ca…ca…cake and aggression counseling.
Micheal: MECHANICAL B***h! LET ME OUT OF HERE!
GLaDOS: Anger will get you nowhere follow my instructions and I promise you freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…[static’s out again] I’m back now please progress forewords.
Mike was compliant and stepped into the elevator in front of him as it lowered him GLaDOS’ voice reappeared
GLaDOS: Now please note we cannot promise you safety I would like you to know that my first test is extremely easy but it gets VERY VERY difficult but I swear you will leave ali…[static’s out]
Micheal: Fine guess I’m on my own.
Mike stepped out of the Elevator and walked foreword a Small energy gun nearly takes his head off with a blue blast
Micheal: WHAT WAS THAT?!
GLaDOS: That was the portal generator I would like you to take that gun and carry it with you at ALL times take good care of it and do not lose it. It is the key to your survival.
Micheal: Understood.
Mike grabbed it and pulled as hard as possible but it wouldn’t come out he transformed suddenly into a green monster with razor like arms he SLICED the gun loose and picked it up.
GLaDOS: Interesting ability now continue to shooting it into the door.
Mike: You know what? NO! In my hunter form I can cut through these walls with my Zombie razors!
Mike sliced a wall open and climbed through it on the wall it said in BLOOD various things some being
“The Cake is a Lie, SHE IS WATCHING YOU! Do not let her know you’re here!”
Micheal: WHAT IS ALL THIS?!
He continued down seeing more of the same eventually leading to a HUGE room with a machine in the middle
GLaDOS: There you found me happy now?
Micheal: Yes actually now I can rip you into shreds!
GLaDOS: IF you could.
Micheal: What do you mean?
GLaDOS: This.
A small rocket turret nearly takes Mikes head off
Micheal: WHAT WAS THAT THING?!
GLaDOS: Are you dumb? It was a rocket.
Micheal: STUPID TIN CAN SON OF A B***h I KNOW IT WAS A FREAKING ROCKET I MEANT WHERE THE HELL DID THE D**n THING COME FROM?!
GLaDOS: The rocket turret in the room.
Micheal: I’m gonna kick your mechanical ass GLaDOS!
GLaDOS: Good luck as you put it I don’t have an “Ass” to “kick”
Micheal: Smart-ass…
GLaDOS: Like before I don’t have an-
Micheal: -SHUT UP AND DIE!
Micheal tried in vain to slice her in half his razor hit her but knocked him off her shell was to hard to penetrate but he DID manage to knock something off her
GLaDOS: What was that?
Micheal: How the hell would I know? Even IF I did know my nerves are to fried for me to focus so how about I crack the D**n thing to pieces and get back to turning you into a toaster?
GLaDOS: I don’t think that’s a good id-
Micheal smashed it to pieces
GLaDOS: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Micheal: I'm gonna guess that hurt…
GLaDOS: that was my morality you just destroyed the only thing keeping me from killing you…
Micheal: I'm so scared GLaDOS…
GLaDOS: Be scared
Two more rockets appeared and aimed at Mike
Micheal: Oh S**t
GLaDOS: Bye bye
Mike barely managed to dodge the rockets jumped foreword and sliced another orb off
Mike: Let’s morality so what is THIS?
? Orb: What’s that? No what’s that? Oh that thing has numbers on it! Who are you?
Micheal: AAAAAH IT’S CURIOSITY AND IT WON’T SHUT UP!
Annoyed Mike slammed it on the floor vigorously even after it shut down he didn’t stop
Micheal: IT SHUT UP THANK GOD!!!
GLaDOS: I let you live this long because I was curious about your behavior but you destroyed that part of me…good job.
Micheal: Shut up!
Using the [remains of] curiosity orb and slammed it into another one that fell to the floor
? Orb: profitable please don’t destroy me I have the master plan of world domination and eventually destruction Mike just return to your life with “Umbrella” And leave me alone
Micheal: Intelligence YOU CAUSED ALL MY TROUBLES!
He beat this one with more vigor and anger then either of the previous orbs then chucked it against a wall shattering it to pieces
GLaDOS: Bzzzzzzzt gsedhztsah GAAAH STOP IT!
Micheal: Nope sorry no can do looks like you got ONE orb left he he
Mike cut this one off and picked it up
? Orb: GRAH GRRRR GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Micheal: Anger figures…
Annoyed he punted it into GLaDOS’ main orb causing her to explode however there wasn’t enough time for him to escape Mike ran as fast as he could towards the door which slammed shut in his face the whole in the wall was to far to reach…Mike was now desperate he began slamming on the door with his claws to break it open to no avail nothing worked Mike turned to the approaching explosion not knowing how to get away from it
Sorry to leave you hanging People but Mikes grand escape from GLaDOS’ explosion hasn’t QUITE been worked out yet…
This is a small RE fan fiction where my character finds himself in a load of trouble with GLaDOS from the game “Portal”
?: Hello and welcome. My name is GLaDOS welcome to my research facility. Before I begin testing you would you like to hear a story? No? That’s to bad because I planned on telling you story. Oh well it’s not like you can resist I am telling you the story!
GLaDOS: My story is about a young man named Micheal he had a very odd talent he became a monster known as a “Hunter” a “Zombie” Creature. HA! Yeah right a Zombie? I don’t think so either way he became a “Hunter”. Just like you he is going to be forced into my tests and I will study YOU the same way so pay attention. Please note: if you can become a “Hunter” as well I reinforced my walls so DO NOT TRY what Micheal does.
Large explosions in the distance attract the attention of the young boy Micheal he approaches and over looks the young lady Chell who was unconscious from battling her way past GLaDOS and her tests
Micheal: What the hell happened here?
GLaDOS intelligence orb: Hey you the young boy YES YOU! Please step over here.
Micheal: What do you want?
Micheal stepped towards the Orb as he bent to pick it up it sprayed enough Neurotoxin to make him pass out several hours later
Micheal: Oh what the heck happened?
GLaDOS: HAHAHA YOU FELL FOR IT! Welcome to my test facility [Insert name here] I want you to know I am going to put you through hell to get out of here you must pass all my tests at the end you get [statically] ca…ca…cake and aggression counseling.
Micheal: MECHANICAL B***h! LET ME OUT OF HERE!
GLaDOS: Anger will get you nowhere follow my instructions and I promise you freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…[static’s out again] I’m back now please progress forewords.
Mike was compliant and stepped into the elevator in front of him as it lowered him GLaDOS’ voice reappeared
GLaDOS: Now please note we cannot promise you safety I would like you to know that my first test is extremely easy but it gets VERY VERY difficult but I swear you will leave ali…[static’s out]
Micheal: Fine guess I’m on my own.
Mike stepped out of the Elevator and walked foreword a Small energy gun nearly takes his head off with a blue blast
Micheal: WHAT WAS THAT?!
GLaDOS: That was the portal generator I would like you to take that gun and carry it with you at ALL times take good care of it and do not lose it. It is the key to your survival.
Micheal: Understood.
Mike grabbed it and pulled as hard as possible but it wouldn’t come out he transformed suddenly into a green monster with razor like arms he SLICED the gun loose and picked it up.
GLaDOS: Interesting ability now continue to shooting it into the door.
Mike: You know what? NO! In my hunter form I can cut through these walls with my Zombie razors!
Mike sliced a wall open and climbed through it on the wall it said in BLOOD various things some being
“The Cake is a Lie, SHE IS WATCHING YOU! Do not let her know you’re here!”
Micheal: WHAT IS ALL THIS?!
He continued down seeing more of the same eventually leading to a HUGE room with a machine in the middle
GLaDOS: There you found me happy now?
Micheal: Yes actually now I can rip you into shreds!
GLaDOS: IF you could.
Micheal: What do you mean?
GLaDOS: This.
A small rocket turret nearly takes Mikes head off
Micheal: WHAT WAS THAT THING?!
GLaDOS: Are you dumb? It was a rocket.
Micheal: STUPID TIN CAN SON OF A B***h I KNOW IT WAS A FREAKING ROCKET I MEANT WHERE THE HELL DID THE D**n THING COME FROM?!
GLaDOS: The rocket turret in the room.
Micheal: I’m gonna kick your mechanical ass GLaDOS!
GLaDOS: Good luck as you put it I don’t have an “Ass” to “kick”
Micheal: Smart-ass…
GLaDOS: Like before I don’t have an-
Micheal: -SHUT UP AND DIE!
Micheal tried in vain to slice her in half his razor hit her but knocked him off her shell was to hard to penetrate but he DID manage to knock something off her
GLaDOS: What was that?
Micheal: How the hell would I know? Even IF I did know my nerves are to fried for me to focus so how about I crack the D**n thing to pieces and get back to turning you into a toaster?
GLaDOS: I don’t think that’s a good id-
Micheal smashed it to pieces
GLaDOS: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Micheal: I'm gonna guess that hurt…
GLaDOS: that was my morality you just destroyed the only thing keeping me from killing you…
Micheal: I'm so scared GLaDOS…
GLaDOS: Be scared
Two more rockets appeared and aimed at Mike
Micheal: Oh S**t
GLaDOS: Bye bye
Mike barely managed to dodge the rockets jumped foreword and sliced another orb off
Mike: Let’s morality so what is THIS?
? Orb: What’s that? No what’s that? Oh that thing has numbers on it! Who are you?
Micheal: AAAAAH IT’S CURIOSITY AND IT WON’T SHUT UP!
Annoyed Mike slammed it on the floor vigorously even after it shut down he didn’t stop
Micheal: IT SHUT UP THANK GOD!!!
GLaDOS: I let you live this long because I was curious about your behavior but you destroyed that part of me…good job.
Micheal: Shut up!
Using the [remains of] curiosity orb and slammed it into another one that fell to the floor
? Orb: profitable please don’t destroy me I have the master plan of world domination and eventually destruction Mike just return to your life with “Umbrella” And leave me alone
Micheal: Intelligence YOU CAUSED ALL MY TROUBLES!
He beat this one with more vigor and anger then either of the previous orbs then chucked it against a wall shattering it to pieces
GLaDOS: Bzzzzzzzt gsedhztsah GAAAH STOP IT!
Micheal: Nope sorry no can do looks like you got ONE orb left he he
Mike cut this one off and picked it up
? Orb: GRAH GRRRR GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Micheal: Anger figures…
Annoyed he punted it into GLaDOS’ main orb causing her to explode however there wasn’t enough time for him to escape Mike ran as fast as he could towards the door which slammed shut in his face the whole in the wall was to far to reach…Mike was now desperate he began slamming on the door with his claws to break it open to no avail nothing worked Mike turned to the approaching explosion not knowing how to get away from it
Sorry to leave you hanging People but Mikes grand escape from GLaDOS’ explosion hasn’t QUITE been worked out yet…